List of inanimate objects that hate me:
1- Printers. All of them. Everywhere. Even if it works for you, I can guarantee that it still will not work for me.
2 -Stairs. I not only fall down them, but I also fall up. And sideways. And concrete stairs cause me to lose the tip of my big toe.
3- Touch screens. Pressing harder or repeatedly does not help.
4- Air-return vents. I direct you all to a picture of an x-ray from last June. It shows my pinkie toe. At a 45 degree angle.
5- Headlights. Not that I've ever left mine on all day resulting in a dead battery........
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